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Truth or Myth: you can kiss your elbow
I'm pretty sure its a myth... but why is it that you cannot kiss your elbow?
Tags : Enjoy. this is what would happen if the CERN experiment went all but right. ENJOY!!
This is how trees grow on our planet: Also, on our planet, we hold cameras upside-down.
Courtesy JaboneyThe natural order of things has been a little bonkers this last week. Things all over the world are ending up where they don’t belong.
Snake on baby. Snakes don’t belong on babies. If anything, babies belong inside snakes.
Bomb in chicken. What on earth is a bomb doing in a chicken? I doubt that the chicken put it there.
Nail in head. The doctor removed it with a claw hammer. Seriously.
What good is science in a world like this? Educated guesses cannot be made, nothing is repeatable.
Is your village missing both idiots?
Courtesy Chubby BatI don't know if these are even true, and I have no one to attribute them to other than my uncle who emailed them to me. But I thought they were worth posting.
CHILDREN'S SCIENCE EXAM ANSWERS
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
And nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old,so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the Five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie
Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section.'
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Some bees: Each and every one of them thinking about doing unspeakable things to that dog.
Courtesy GreencolanderMillions of surprised honeybees are loose on a California highway, after a truck carrying crates of them flipped over in traffic this afternoon.
According to an officer on the scene, "several beekeepers driving by the accident stopped to assist in the bee wrangling."
It's nice to hear that the world is still doing great.
The US version of the comedy series, "The Office" featured a funny little nanotech reference on a recent episode.
The setup: The always ridiculous Dwight is trying to pick a health care plan and everyone is doing their best to sabotage their efforts with false medical claims....enter nanobots.
Nanotech is breaking its way into pop culture more and more every day. Its good to see someone lampooning the grey goo nano robots.
Want to make Einstein say whatever you like? Break the equation of the universe and make it look like his idea? Check out this great Dynamic Einstein picture robot.
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