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Courtesy Kevin Cole
The age of the crustaceans is upon us, and, like the elves before us, it is time for we chordates to fade into legend. Though some of us may linger in this fallen world, much that was good will have been lost. The air will be full of, like, clicking, and eyestalks will be all the rage, and everything will smell like ammonia.

And, oh yes, there will be tentacles. And before you get all sassy about crustaceans not having tentacles, shut your word-holes and open your listen-orifices—I ent just talking about crustaceans. In this damp, horrifying future, the crustaceans will be accompanied by their nightmare 6th cousins: the mollusks.

It’s the presence of mollusca that is most frightening to me. I can not imagine a crustacean that couldn’t be handled with a claw hammer, but mollusks…they’re something else entirely. Huge, clever brains, instant biological camouflage, boneless bodies, marine gigantism, beaks…

As ocean temperatures rise with global climate change, many marine populations are predicted to shift dramatically from fish to crabs, lobsters, and squid.

Fish populations have also been observed switching from cold water to warm water species, away from bottom feeders, and trending towards smaller species.

The whole thing, it’s thought, is primarily the result of a change in where in the ocean plankton is being consumed; small, warm-water species of fish are eating the plankton (itty bitty sea life) higher up in the water column, so less plankton settles down for bottom feeding fish. As the bottom feeders die off, invertebrates like mollusks and crustaceans move in.

Warming oceans are probably the main cause here, but researchers say that over fishing could be a contributor as well. As larger fish become less common due to fishing, there are fewer predators for small fish, which eat off the plankton high in the water table…

Prepare for the worst. Remember: claw hammers for crustacea, marshmallow skewers for mollusca, and an acceptance of inevitable death by pinchers for the rest of us.

Wanna go back to my place?: Be careful of the octopuses you choose to keep company with. Certain species have been found to have murderous jealousy and sneaky cross-dressing males.
Wanna go back to my place?: Be careful of the octopuses you choose to keep company with. Certain species have been found to have murderous jealousy and sneaky cross-dressing males.
Courtesy ccaviness
This is the sounds more like the stuff from trashy romance novels or reality TV, but it’s actually happening out in our oceans everyday with those pesky octopuses. At least it’s a case worthy of Law & Order SVU.

Researchers studying the abdopus aculeatus octopus living off the shores of Indonesia have been stunned by the mating habits to the species, which include violence and cross dressing.

The first sign of trouble among the orange-sized octopi, after having selected a mate the males would jealously guard them from the attentions of any other males, often getting into conflicts with them that resulted in battles to the death.

So how’s a red-blooded male abdopus aculeatus octopus going to get around that problem? Why not take the Bosom Buddies approach and try to pass your self off as another female.

The researchers saw that smaller males would try to get past larger males guarding a female by impersonating a female octopus by imitating female swimming movements and hiding the brown stripes that identify them as being male.

And what exactly does a male octopus find attractive in a female? The bigger the better. The larger the female is, the more eggs she’ll be able to produce and the more offspring the happy couple will be able to produce. Why is that so important? When the eggs hatch about a month after conception, both mother and father die as they’ve reached the end of their life span.

You couldn’t write this up in Hollywood, could you?